Subject: Re: Periodic laws of Russian politics
From: [email-masked] (Serge Viznyuk)
Date: 25 Sep 93 14:22:11 GMT
Newsgroups: talk.politics.soviet,relcom.talk,relcom.politics,relcom.fido.su.general

> From: [email-masked]
>
> Attn. of all Politologs: The new periodic law has been dicovered lately
> in Russia. It states that every two years by the end of
> Summer - beginning of Fall somebody sits barricaded in the Moscow White
> House.
> I wonder, who is gonna be the next in this periodical chain ?
> Maybe, Yeltsin once more ?
 
Maybe. The law in question needs carefull investigation.
However there is already well-proven law of Russian politics
according to which neither Rutskoj, nor Khazbulatov have
any chances to win against Yeltsin. This law states that
next leader of Russia would have to be bold because
Yeltsin is hairy. Both Rutskoj and Khazbulatov are hairy too,
therefore their accession to the throne would violate the
law.
The chain:
 
... Nicolas II (hairy) - Lenin (bold) - Stalin (hairy) - Khruschev (bold) -
 - Brezhnev (hairy) - Andropov (bold) - Chernenko (hairy) - Gorby (bold) -
 - Yeltsin (hairy) - ???? (bold) - ...
 
Now who is bold over there ?
 
Serge