Rudolph's Kitchen



Rudolph loves to cook and is considered the epicure of the pointed hooves set! Try a few of his better-known creations:

  • Moss Snaps

    A tasty concoction of the best from the frozen tundra. Rudolph says the green slimey moss works the best. He mixes in the exotic taste of ginger and penguin feathers to create a true taste treat.

  • Algae Newtons

    Um, Um, Um! Just like mom used to make! A cookie is just a cookie, but Algae Newtons are lichen and cake!

  • Elf Logs

    Rudolph isn't a big fan of those elves so he made what he proudly calls an "Elf Log." No storemade cookies these, tundra logs are (quoting out of context Joseph Mitchell, the famous writer for the New Yorker magazine):

    "coated inside and out with a lush furry growth made up of algae, sea moss, tube worms, barnacles, horse mussels, sea anemones, sea squirts, sea mice, sea snails, and scores of other organisms."