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FAMOUS
FOR . . .
Helping boss shred incriminating documents and looking good while testifying
-- Fawn Hall
Having an affair with a minor who shoots his wife in the head -- Joey
Buttafuocco
Cutting off husband's penis -- Lorena Bobbitt
Having penis cut off -- John Bobbitt
Taking a ride on the "Monkey Business" with Senator Gary Hart -- Donna
Rice
Bodybuilding and juicing -- Jack LaLane
Living next to Larry David --Kenny Kramer
Surviving singing career by hawking psychic phone advice -- Dianne Warwick
Hearing a bump on the air conditioner -- Kato Kaelin
Valuing "buzz" above all else in the magazine world -- Tina Brown
Becoming "Queen of amateur Web porn" after "Australian housewife" proved
boring -- Bernadette Taylor
Gunning down several teens with a screwdriver -- Bernhard Goetz
Seducing a high school student and recruiting him to shoot her husband
-- Pamela Smart
Making a baby with a 14-year-old student in a class she taught -- Mary
Kay LeTournaeu
Fellating Hugh Grant -- Divine Brown
Fellating President Clinton -- Monica Lewinsky
Bashing the knee of his wife's skating competition -- Jeff Gillooly
Fabricating New Republic articles -- Stephen Glass
Watching Rent a lot and maybe killing a baby -- Louise Woodward
Not being famous -- La Toya Jackson
Claiming it is a Danish custom to leave your baby outdoors while dining
in a restaurant --some Danish woman
By John Aboud
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