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HEY! If YOU don't have EARS to HEAR these SOUNDS, YOU BETTER LISTEN UP!!
THESE GUYS MEAN BUSINESS! If YOU are a spammer, man, "Bob" help you if these guys ever get a hold of you (and may "Bob" do so - guess where he's gonna send ya?!?). Tirelessly combatting the dregs of the netizenry that regularly invade alt.binaries.slack as they do everywhere else on Usenet, these guys & gals fight back directly, completely, cleanly and effectively. From our own Sacred Newsgroups to the net-abuse N.G's, from Wired to The New York Times & The Washington Post, these guys are the toasts of the 'net. To find out more about S.P.(U.T.U.)M. in the news & on & off the battlefield,
visit their website.
Doktor DynaSoar Iridium has bestowed upon us his latest .44 Magnum OpUs, the theme song of the men & women that are the bane & boom to alt.spam anti-slackers worldwide. Have a snifter of the RealAudio version & your choice of a 2 meg keg's wortha either the ADPCM or MP3 wav file.
Game_Over,_Man!.ra - 650 kb
Game_Over,_Man!.wav (regular .wav version)
Game_Over,_Man!.wav (mp3 .wav version)
These insulting little stings were collected by the various SubGenius Police as part of Operations TOO COOL HOT STUFF and CRUSH THE WAREZ DOODS.
Thought.wav - 198k
A fine Hate Rant directed at Those Selfsame Hateful Ones...
boonprob.wav - 40k
"Yes, it's true -- this man has no dick."
ratfsob1.wav - 40k
"I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now."
fuckboon.wav - 561k
Rev. Tripp's response to the warez doods who invaded alt.binaries.slack.
e-yi-e-yi.wav - 400k
The original Warner Bros. cartoon "EYIYIYI" (Church Salute) in pristine condition.
stallings2.wav - 231k
"LEMME OUTTA HERE!" plus Mel Blanc Martian Ant "rubber band" from that Warner Bros. cartoon where Daffy goes to Dobbstown.
stallings3.wav - 30k
The classic "BONK" of a plummetting anvil hitting a noggin from Warner Bros. sfx dept.
SCK_CFFE.WAV - 666kb
An AUDIO EXPERIMENT, I guess you'd call it, sent in by the mysterious
((unknown name)).
mikey.mp2 - 52 kb
The actual sound of "the godfather of internet marketing" talking in his native tongue, as captured in mp2 format by Ewe Knit Won.
Enlow_Dat.wav - 86 kb
Same fool as above in constitutionally protected parody, as enhearaged by (unknown).
message.wav - 29 kb
Get out yer secret decoder rings - here's a message from S.P.(U.T.U.)M.!
massage.wav - 29 kb
For those who haven't sent in enough spam cancellations to receive the decoder ring for above.
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