The SIXTH EAR of Dobbs: The Yetinsyn Auditorium - S.P.(U.T.U.)M.
From 'Mobile-2.jpg' by Cuthulu
The Yetinsyn Auditorium: S.P.(U.T.U.)M.
From "Mobile-2.jpg" by Cuthulu.

HEY! If YOU don't have EARS to HEAR these SOUNDS, YOU BETTER LISTEN UP!!




THESE GUYS MEAN BUSINESS! If YOU are a spammer, man, "Bob" help you if these guys ever get a hold of you (and may "Bob" do so - guess where he's gonna send ya?!?). Tirelessly combatting the dregs of the netizenry that regularly invade alt.binaries.slack as they do everywhere else on Usenet, these guys & gals fight back directly, completely, cleanly and effectively. From our own Sacred Newsgroups to the net-abuse N.G's, from Wired to The New York Times & The Washington Post, these guys are the toasts of the 'net. To find out more about S.P.(U.T.U.)M. in the news & on & off the battlefield,
visit their website.




"The Ride of the Netinsyn" courtesy of Ewe Knit Won.





The S.P.(U.T.U.)M. Theme Song

Doktor DynaSoar Iridium has bestowed upon us his latest .44 Magnum OpUs, the theme song of the men & women that are the bane & boom to alt.spam anti-slackers worldwide. Have a snifter of the RealAudio version & your choice of a 2 meg keg's wortha either the ADPCM or MP3 wav file.

Game_Over,_Man!.ra - 650 kb

Game_Over,_Man!.wav (regular .wav version)

Game_Over,_Man!.wav (mp3 .wav version)






These insulting little stings were collected by the various SubGenius Police as part of Operations TOO COOL HOT STUFF and CRUSH THE WAREZ DOODS.


Thought.wav - 198k

A fine Hate Rant directed at Those Selfsame Hateful Ones...

boonprob.wav - 40k

"Yes, it's true -- this man has no dick."

ratfsob1.wav - 40k

"I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now."

fuckboon.wav - 561k

Rev. Tripp's response to the warez doods who invaded alt.binaries.slack.

e-yi-e-yi.wav - 400k

The original Warner Bros. cartoon "EYIYIYI" (Church Salute) in pristine condition.

stallings2.wav - 231k

"LEMME OUTTA HERE!" plus Mel Blanc Martian Ant "rubber band" from that Warner Bros. cartoon where Daffy goes to Dobbstown.

stallings3.wav - 30k

The classic "BONK" of a plummetting anvil hitting a noggin from Warner Bros. sfx dept.

SCK_CFFE.WAV - 666kb

An AUDIO EXPERIMENT, I guess you'd call it, sent in by the mysterious
((unknown name)).





mikey.mp2 - 52 kb

The actual sound of "the godfather of internet marketing" talking in his native tongue, as captured in mp2 format by Ewe Knit Won.

Enlow_Dat.wav - 86 kb

Same fool as above in constitutionally protected parody, as enhearaged by (unknown).

message.wav - 29 kb

Get out yer secret decoder rings - here's a message from S.P.(U.T.U.)M.!

massage.wav - 29 kb

For those who haven't sent in enough spam cancellations to receive the decoder ring for above.


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