Subject: fart

From: [email-masked]
Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1993 19:00:49 UTC

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                                THIS IS A FLAME
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 Dear 
    [ ] asshole [ ] fag         [ ] ignorant snot       [ ] prick
    [ ] nerd    [ ] Elvis       [ ] lonely masturbator  [ ] computer geek
    [x] retard  [ ] sycophant   [ ] Samuel Stoddard

    肚子痛
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 You are being flamed because 

    [x] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
    [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
    [ ] you posted a "test"
    [ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the
        screen
    [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times
        in the past week
    [ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ
    [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this
        group
    [x] you mailed an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very
        boring
    [ ] your mother dresses you funny
    [ ] you are wrong

 To recant, you must

    [ ] actually post a humorous article
    [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
    [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
    [x] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
    [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
    [ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three
        hemp plants to decorate his office
    [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to
        peroffspringopenings
    [ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off 
    [ ] _________________________________________________

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please desist from
the offending behaviour that led to this flame.

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                                END FLAME

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