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an already scratched-off lottery ticket (it was a loser too)!
a shiny new Corvette! (Hot Wheel)
hand-me-down underwear from Uncle Bob.
a big bucket of Crisco.  You were probably out anyway, huh?
a big kiss from me! *SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
a(nother) night in the slammer.
two fish heads and a partridge in a pear tree.
a cute, soft, and cuddly teddy bear with big brown eyes.
a $200 gift certificate at Toys B Us
your very own nose hair trimming kit.
a free massage from our swedish specialist Sven.
a months supply of freshy, minty Pepsodent (hint).
a trip around the room.
toe nail clippings from the celebrity of your choice.
