Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ? It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes ? Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes ? The hair from a buffalo's ass was more manageable
Why are most brunettes flat-chested ? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ? It matches their mustache
How can you tell a brunette is lonely ? Check her for a pulse
Why don't brunettes get breast implants ? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ? " What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"
Why did God create brunettes ? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
What do brunettes miss most about a great party ? The invitation
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ? From their underarms
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ? Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night ? Startled
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ? A hostage
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ? By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

