Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them 
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You're in them 
Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie Bad: It's over five years old Worse: Your daughter's the star 
Good: Your son's interested in school Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass Worse: Making a sex ed video 
Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you 
Good: You give the Birds & Bees talk to your kids Bad: They keep interrupting... Worse: With corrections ! 
Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She's a lawyer (a GOOD one) 
Good: Your wife sez you can go hunting all you want Bad: Because she's leaving you Worse: For another woman 
Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing camies and has an AK-47 Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year
Good: Hot outdoor sex Bad: You're arrested Worse: By your spouse 
Good: The teacher likes your son Bad: Sexually Worse: They're both gay 
Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: There's a line, waiting 
Good: You finally get a nite out Bad: You're seen going into a strip show by a gossip Worse: Your daughter's the headliner 
Good: Your husband's exercising and dieting Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes Worse: He knows how to coordinate better 
Good: Your child's waiting for Mr Right Bad: Your son, that is Worse: He's received answers to his gay personals ad 
Good: Your neighbors exercise in the nude Bad: They weigh 375 pounds Worse: They catch you looking, and smile 
Good: Your wife loves outdoor sex Bad: You live downtown Worse: Neither of you drive 
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude Bad: She's coming home Worse: From her weekly Woman's Club meeting 
Good: Your wife's kinky Bad: With the neighbors Worse: ALL of them