A point to ponder - Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
A point to ponder - Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
A point to ponder - How is it possible to have a civil war?
A point to ponder - If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
A point to ponder - If god dropped acid, would he see people?
A point to ponder - If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A point to ponder - If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
A point to ponder - If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
A point to ponder - If you're a born again Christian, do you have two belly-buttons? 
A point to ponder - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A point to ponder - What happens when none of your bees wax?
A point to ponder - Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
A point to ponder - If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
A point to ponder - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
A point to ponder - Is the main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
A point to ponder - If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
A point to ponder - Whose idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
A point to ponder - Why do the drive-thru instant teller machines have braille instructions?
