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Re: BURN THAT COP? (was Re: Cops: Can't Live With Them, Can't Live , Without Them)
In article <Pine.Sola.3.91.950426145643.4537L-100000@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu>,
copland timothy j <copland@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
> I've done that too, but ...
>
> 1. Pleading ignorance will not get you off.
An astute observation.
> 2. Better to pull into a rest stop...if the cop follows say
> "ok..whatever, write me a ticket but I've got diarea and you can write it
> when I get out. " But remember to go and act like you really did have
> diarea...
Oh yeah, I'd really be fooled by that! (what kind of diahrea, diahrea of
the brain perhaps?)
By the way, FYI, the most common excuse encountered regarding why people
are speeding, is "I have to go to the bathroom." (My response to this
usually was "Don't worry, I write fast!"...It just doesn't cut it. If you
really want out of it, the more original the better.
> 3. If it's at night...I keep a blanket in the back seat. If I see a cop
> come out of the ditch I shut off my lights and pull over, put the blanket
> over me and act like I'm taking a nap. If they come up to the window, be
> startled. Tell them you've only been there about 15 min (your hood will
> be warm) and that you had to pull over..you were too tired.
Does this REALLY work in Canada????? ...*very skeptical look*
If so, your police can't be half as mean spirited and un-bending as some
of you Canadians have been painting them. IF YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH, they
also can't be half as smart as the average chimpanze:):):)*lots and lots
of giggles*
By the way, how does doing 100 mph save you time getting to your
destination, when to accomplish it you have to also resort to such things
as:
1). Pulling off at exits, to avoid the police, then of course get back on
the highway again.
2). Pull over at the rest stop, have your discussion w/the cop, and of
course go in the shitter and pretend to have diahrea.
OBSERVATION: (IMHO) I think it might just be faster to do 55-65 mph, and not
have to waste time w/all this stuff. It might also work towards lowering
your blood pressure, (not to mention your insurance rates!) At least it's
something to think about.
J Y
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