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Re: BURN THAT COP? (was Re: Cops: Can't Live With Them, Can't Live , Without Them)
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Subject: Re: BURN THAT COP? (was Re: Cops: Can't Live With Them, Can't Live , Without Them)
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From: sgee@acs.ryerson.ca (Sheldon Gee - CENG/W94)
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Date: 1 May 1995 21:01:49 GMT
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Followup-To: rec.autos.driving,tor.general,ont.general
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Newsgroups: rec.autos.driving, tor.general, ont.general
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Organization: Ryerson Polytechnic University
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copland timothy j (copland@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: On Thu, 27 Apr 1995, Jamie Yanak wrote:
: > In article <Pine.Sola.3.91.950426145643.4537L-100000@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu>,
: > copland timothy j <copland@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
: >
: > > I've done that too, but ...
: > >
: > > 1. Pleading ignorance will not get you off.
: >
: > An astute observation.
: >
: > > 2. Better to pull into a rest stop...if the cop follows say
: > > "ok..whatever, write me a ticket but I've got diarea and you can write it
: > > when I get out. " But remember to go and act like you really did have
: > > diarea...
: >
: > Oh yeah, I'd really be fooled by that! (what kind of diahrea, diahrea of
: > the brain perhaps?)
: well... put me in the back of your squad, smarty, and I'll show you what
: kind.
: pee U
: >
: > By the way, FYI, the most common excuse encountered regarding why people
: > are speeding, is "I have to go to the bathroom." (My response to this
: > usually was "Don't worry, I write fast!"...It just doesn't cut it. If you
: > really want out of it, the more original the better.
: >
: gee...we are clever arn't we? Do you show up in court too? I'm so glad
: your out there protecting my female friends and family when they have
: break downs and I'm so glad you spend more time serving and protecting
: than you do wasting my tax$$$ on gas, tires and crapy Caprices to catch
: those "hoodloom speeders".
: > > 3. If it's at night...I keep a blanket in the back seat. If I see a cop
: > > come out of the ditch I shut off my lights and pull over, put the blanket
: > > over me and act like I'm taking a nap. If they come up to the window, be
: > > startled. Tell them you've only been there about 15 min (your hood will
: > > be warm) and that you had to pull over..you were too tired.
: >
: > Does this REALLY work in Canada????? ...*very skeptical look*
: I dunno...I never speed in Canada.
: >
: > If so, your police can't be half as mean spirited and un-bending as some
: > of you Canadians have been painting them. IF YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH, they
: > also can't be half as smart as the average chimpanze:):):)*lots and lots
: > of giggles*
: >
: I'm not from Canada...Never had a run in with a Mounty and never want to.
: > By the way, how does doing 100 mph save you time getting to your
: > destination, when to accomplish it you have to also resort to such things
: > as:
: >
: > 1). Pulling off at exits, to avoid the police, then of course get back on
: > the highway again.
: >
: > 2). Pull over at the rest stop, have your discussion w/the cop, and of
: > course go in the shitter and pretend to have diahrea.
: >
: > OBSERVATION: (IMHO) I think it might just be faster to do 55-65 mph, and not
: > have to waste time w/all this stuff. It might also work towards lowering
: > your blood pressure, (not to mention your insurance rates!) At least it's
: > something to think about.
: >
: > J Y
: >
: > *********************************************************************
: > Jamie-Andrea Yanak ** A pretty girl is an accident.
: > CYBER-VIXEN ** A beautifull woman is an accomplishment.
: > <jamieyanak@oai.org> ** ** ** **
: > *********************************************************************
: >
: >
: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie...so much to learn...
: first off, I've NEVER gotten a ticket...for anything (Three knocks on
: wood please...)
: secondly, rarely do you ever need to resort to these little games because
: if your serious obout not getting caught, you run hot when know your
: chances are best (get a CB and a Radar detector...a good one) and you
Radar detectors are illegal in Canada, even if you are just visiting.
Not a flame, just some info cause I like to make my trips a little more
exciting too.
P.S. Truck drivers ARE allowed to carry radar detectors up here and they
usually start their emergency flashers while on the road when they detect
some waves.
: keep a sharp eye out for the fuzz.
: Yes, it's saved me alot of time, and makes the trip a little more exciting.
: Tim
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