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Avoiding speeding tickets, a new way.
Carry, in plain view, a bunch of taped-up clear plastic packages of flour
or powdered sugar. When the cops stops you for speeding, they'll get distraced
by the bags, and try to bust you for drugs instead. By the time they figure out
you're just carrying baking products, they will have forgotten completely about
the speeding violation.
The negative is that you might have to lie on the ground for a while wearing
handcuffs, but you'll can compensate by suing them for false arrest
:-)
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