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Presenting every article ever published in Spite Magazine, starting with the most recent.
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2002 - 4th Quarter |
| 10/4 |
Win A Date With Brian
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2002 - 3rd Quarter |
| 8/29 |
Boston Red Sox: This Is Their Year (2002 edition)
by Kevin Hines and Will Hines
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| 8/16 |
The Day I Was Called Spider-Man by Brian Hines with photos by Doug DeMarco
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2002 - 2nd Quarter |
| 4/22 |
500 Words: Third Wheel
by Brian Hines
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2002 - 1st Quarter |
| 3/26 |
Death, Tang, and Fetuses: The Collected Works of Zalvidar Jones
Edited by Kevin Hines
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| 3/18 |
Hey Ray Allen, Will You Be My Best Man?
by Brian Hines
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| 3/7 |
A Hair-owing Experience
by Kevin and Brian Hines
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| 2/5 |
Rock Around The Suck
by Brian Hines
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| 1/28 |
Baseball's Greatest Team Ever, Ever!
by Brian and Kevin Hines
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2001 - 4th Quarter |
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| 12/12 |
Name That Man-Breast
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| 11/6 |
You Are Not The Yankees by Brian Hines
Appropriate Bonuses For Curt Schilling by Will Hines
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| 10/30 |
Comeback Fever: Meadowlark Lemon
by Brian Hines
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| 10/23 |
The Scientific Method
by Brian Hines
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| 10/23 |
Editor's Welcome
by Will Hines
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2001 - 3rd Quarter |
| 9/18 |
Boston Red Sox: This Is Their Year (2001 edition)
by Kevin Hines, Will Hines and Greg Lancaster
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2000 - 4th Quarter |
| 11/8 |
Election Special: The Election Results Are Getting Hayes-y
by Will Hines
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| 11/7 |
Whither the Token Babe?
by Will Hines
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| 11/1 |
My Father Is Batman
by Brian Hines
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2000 - 3rd Quarter |
| 9/22 |
Boston Red Sox: This Is Their Year (2000 edition)
by Will Hines, Kevin Hines and Greg Lancaster
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| 8/11 |
Not In The Swing Of Things by Brian Hines
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2000 - 2nd Quarter |
| 5/8 |
Sensitive by Carrie Stewart
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| 4/6 |
An Open Letter to Satan Regarding Louie Anderson by Brian and Will Hines
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2000 - 1st Quarter |
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| 2/17 |
Home Pages
a tour of Will Hines' home
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1999 - 4th Quarter |
| 12/14 |
Yes, Rob Thomas, There Is A Santana Claus
by Brian Hines
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| 12/2 |
The Newark Peppers Kick Ass
by Brian Hines
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1999 - 3rd Quarter |
| 9/28 |
Boston Red Sox: This Is Their Year (1999 edition)
by Will Hines, Kevin Hines and Greg Lancaster
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| 9/24 |
500 Words: Remembering Patton
by Jim Foster
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| 9/20 |
I Was a Bigger Loser Than I Thought
by Brian Hines
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| 9/15 |
Drug Addiction and Withdrawal
by Will Hines
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| 8/31 |
Hurricanes: Hey South-- Eat it.
by Mark Richardson
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| 8/19 |
My Friends and I Might As Well Be Gay
by Brian Hines
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| 7/15 |
Otherwise Cool Things Ruined By Their
Irritating Fans (A Spite List)
by Will Hines
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| 7/9 |
The Heat: An Open Letter to the North
by James Williamson
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1999 - 2nd Quarter |
| 6/29 |
Two Honest Looks at Star Wars: Episode I
by Brian Hines and Bill Bellamy
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| 6/18 |
Dating Al Dente: Stealth Boy
by KillerQueen
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| 5/25 |
All Comedy Falls Into One of Three Categories
by Will Hines
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| 5/20 |
The End of The Line: Buying Star Wars Tickets in Just 15 Hours.
by Will Hines
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1999 - 1st Quarter |
| 2/26 |
Bring On The Asteroid
by Mark Richardson
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| 2/3 |
Dating Al Dente: The Guy Who Cracked His Head Open
by KillerQueen
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| 1/27 |
Brian Returns
(and the staff's reaction)
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| 1/20 |
Brian Retires From Spite Magazine
(Including his resignation letter, the staff's reaction, and a retrospective.)
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1998 - 4th Quarter |
| 12/16 |
Dreams of Old Sweaty Fat Women
by Adam Fuller
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| 12/10 |
The Unemployment of the NBA
by Brian Hines
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| 12/1 |
Dating Al Dente: The Guy Who Jumped Out of My Car
by KillerQueen
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| 11/17 |
Democracy Is Dead
by James Williamson
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| 11/10 |
"Eros Is Like, Sooo Cool..."
by Adam Mathes
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| 11/4 |
Unamerican.com: The Truth in 5 Words or Less
Interview by Will Hines
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| 10/29 |
Forget John Glenn; Bring On The Geeks!
by Bradford Contemporary
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1998 - 3rd Quarter |
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| 9/10 |
The Will Hines Home Run Race
by Will Hines
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| 9/9 |
Boston Red Sox: This Is Their Year
by Greg Lancaster
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| 9/1 |
Don't Ask Me: Yet Even More Advice For The Forlorn
by KillerQueen
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| 8/25 |
Jimmy Buffett: Fess Up Or Grow Up
by Brian Hines
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| 8/11 |
I Wish I Was Bald And Fat
by Will Hines
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| 8/4 |
Private Ryan's D-Cup Day
by JD
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| 8/4 |
Should Alan Thicke Be Killed?
by Mark Richardson
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| 7/21 |
Hey, Third World: Quit Bitchin'
by F. Amos Jester
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1998 - 2nd Quarter |
| 6/23 |
Ben Affleck: I've Got Your Back
by Brian Hines
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| 6/16 |
Survival of the Un-Fittest
by Jill Waldbieser
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| 6/9 |
500 Word Rant: You Really Suck by F. Amos Jester
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| 6/2 |
Paul McCartney: My Next Piece of Ass
by Yoko Ono. Maybe.
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| 5/19 |
Rejection
by Jill Waldbieser
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| 4/21 |
An Open Letter To Carol Ann Weston,
Who Suggested I Misquoted the Beatles,
But Was Wrong
by Will Hines
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| 4/7 |
Time Waits For No Man; But It Should
by Samuel Barks
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1998 - 1st Quarter |
| 3/31 |
500 Word Rant: A Bit of A Bad Week by Julie Pocock
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| 3/24 |
Hiding From The Man
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 3/17 |
Don't Ask Me: Even More Advice For The Forlorn
by KillerQueen
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| 3/17 |
500 Word Rant: The Jewel Syndrome by Jill Waldbieser
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| 3/10 |
Vandalism
by Talia Sher
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| 3/3 |
Don't Ask Me: More Advice For The Forlorn
by KillerQueen
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| 3/3 |
The Art of the Grudge
by Jill Waldbieser
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| 2/24 |
Don't Ask Me: Advice For The Forlorn
by KillerQueen
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| 2/24 |
Don't Ask Me: Introduction
by KillerQueen
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| 2/17 |
I Should Ov Been In Fooking Titanic
by Noel Gallagher
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| 2/17 |
500 Word Rant: Figure Skating: Move It Or Luge It by Greg Lancaster
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| 2/17 |
The War to Finish War and Peace
documented by Will Hines
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| 2/10 |
500 Word Rant: Celibacy by Chris Sharp
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| 2/10 |
If You Can't Fix My EMail, Could You Mow My Lawn?
by Audrey Duede
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| 2/3 |
The Unabomer: Not That Bad A Guy
by Jill Waldbieser
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| 2/3 |
Shut Up And Take It Like A Man
by Jim Foster
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| 1/27 |
The President Should Be Allowed To Score Some 'Tang
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 1/27 |
The Hazards of Downhill Skiing While Famous
by Chris Parent
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| 1/20 |
500 Word Rant: We Think Saddam Is Dumb, Too! by Kevin Hines
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| 1/13 |
The Hoax that is El Niño
by Kevin Hines
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| 1/6 |
How Noel Gallagher Saved Spite
by Will Hines
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1997 - 4th Quarter |
| 12/30 |
500 Word Rant: New Year's Eve Sucks by Meredith Trotta
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| 12/23 |
John Popper is Now the Most Likely Famous Fat Guy to Die
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 12/16 |
500 Word Rant: Sandy by Horatio Poundstone
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| 12/09 |
The Trauma of the Spoiled Rich White Kid
by Clark Adams
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| 12/2 |
500 Word Rant: Rasherfrashersnasher
by Chris Sharp
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| 11/25 |
The Mathematics of Celebrity Death
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 11/18 |
Save Basketball: Ban Patrick Ewing
by Stadley Rough
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| 11/18 |
The Redesign is Great! by Will Hines
The Redesign Sucks. by Claire Delaware
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| 10/8 |
The Flash Does NOT Fly!
by Kevin Hines.
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1997 - 3rd Quarter |
| 9/28 |
An Open Letter to Tony Danza
by Bradford Contemporary |
| 9/26 |
500 Word Rant: No New Taxes
by Jim Foster
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| 9/22 |
How I Stuck It To The Man by Will Hines
Stick It To The Man -- The Game! by the editors
Who is the Man? by Bradford Contemporary
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| 8/19 |
500 Word Rant: Regarding Huey
by Greg Lancaster
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| 8/12 |
500 Word Rant: Eye of the Tired
by Kevin Hines
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| 8/4 |
DAS SPOT
by Jim Foster
(a rebuttal
by Alex Isgut) |
| 7/30 |
Blown Away by "The Relic"
by Talia Sher
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1997 - 2nd Quarter |
| 6/18 |
A Rabbit Spurned
by Brian Hines
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| 6/6 |
No Logos (why I learned to hate Microsoft)
by Will Hines
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| 5/17 |
500 Word Rant: The Ellen Episode
by Jim Foster |
| 5/5 |
Stop Hanson: The MMMBop Meter by Will Hines |
| 5/5 |
Canada Is Maine by Will Hines |
| 4/15 |
500 Word Rant: College Registration
by Brian Hines |
| 4/15 |
Down with the Dow
by Will Hines
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| 4/15 |
Mass Media Mediocre
by Mass Media'd
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| 4/11 |
On Being Filthy Rich
by Will Hines
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1996 - The Beginning |
| 12/10 |
Alanis M. cover |
| 12/9 |
I Hate Alanis Morissette
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 12/9 |
Buddy Holly: A Mean S.O.B.
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 12/9 |
All Records Suck
by Stadley Rough
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| 12/9 |
When Good Bands Get Jerk Fans
by Tyler Wilkes
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| 12/9 |
Lighten Up, Francis
by Nancy Nicholas
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| 12/9 |
500 Word Rant: FIVEHUNDREDWORDRANT
by Moira M. Fhinneachta
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| 12/9 |
The Traitorous Trader
by Bradford Contemporary
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| 12/9 |
Editor's Welcome
by Bradford Contemporary
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