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Not In The Swing Of Things
by Brian Hines
"Somehow, I did manage to get the basic step down, but then some foolish person had to start playing the music." (8/13/00)
An Open Letter to Satan Regarding Louie Anderson
by Brian and Will Hines
Once again, Spite writers use an Open Letter to address a serious issue of human society. This time: the devil's mistreatment of Louie Anderson. (4/7/00)
A tour of the home of Will Hines
With all of my friends buying new homes why should I keep my glamorous Manhattan lifestyle all to myself? (2/17/00)
ON TURNING 30: I'm turning 30 this September. I feel like I've aged about ten years over the past one -- which would make me 40. At first, I thought that's part of getting older -- that time seems to accelerate. But really how old you feel changes dramatically based on what's going on in your life. Like I felt 40 when I was 25, too. But when I was 26 I moved to New York City and felt about 19. At 19 I hated college and felt alternatively 14 and 60. When I was 21 I felt 21. When I was 28 I felt 30. And at this exact second I feel about 43. -- W.H. 8/14/00
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