Fwd: I DO NOT WANT YOUR JUNK MAIL

From: Dwjantz@aol.com
Date: Thu Apr 11 1996 - 13:14:56 EDT


Listers,
If everyone feels this way, and you do not want some humor "once in a while",
please let me know. Maybe we can find a nicer way to say things, since we do
profess to be Christians

Doug Jantz
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Forwarded message:
From: mickmat@exegesis.com (Mick Matousek)
To: Dwjantz@aol.com
Date: 96-04-10 21:17:37 EDT

Your action assumed anyone else cared. Of all the self - centered things
to do, send a joke to a mail list which is not rec.humor.jokes.

NEXT TIME KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF.

>The following was given to me by our postmaster, because I have been
>receiving a lot of chain letters. She thought I might want to share it with
>all of you. So, here it is!
>
>Appropriate for this time of year.
>
>*******************************************************************
>
>A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened.
> Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
>When the Postal authorities received the letter addressed "God USA" they
>decided to send the letter to President Clinton.
>The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his
>secretary to send the little boy $5. Clinton thought this would appear to
be
>a lot of money to the little boy.
>In fact, the little boy was delighted with the $5. He immediately sat down
>to write a thank you note to God. It read:
>
>Dear God,
>Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for
>some reason you had to send it through Washington and, as usual, those jerks
>deducted $95!
>
>The Bugle, St Louis
>
>
>Doug Jantz
>Winona, MO

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