
{"id":15435,"date":"2011-01-20T15:11:26","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T20:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.carrborocitizen.com\/main\/?p=15435"},"modified":"2011-01-20T15:11:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T20:11:26","slug":"jaws-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/2011\/01\/20\/jaws-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaws 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A Thousand Words<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>By Jock Lauterer<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.carrborocitizen.com\/main\/2011\/01\/20\/jaws-2011\/jock-012011\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-15436\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.carrborocitizen.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jock.012011.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jock.012011\" width=\"550\" height=\"365\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jock.012011.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jock.012011-113x74.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jock.012011-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jock.012011-360x238.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jock.012011-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not exactly \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This-Just-In\u00e2\u20ac\u009d breaking news, a la Anderson Cooper 360 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d but <em>The Citizen\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<\/em> intrepid photo-sleuth has scoured Greater Carrboro-Chapel Hill in a tireless search for the community\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s biggest and baddest pothole. You do not want to run over and into \u00e2\u20ac\u0153JAWS\u00e2\u20ac\u009d: an alignment-eating trench four feet long, two feet wide and four inches deep. Spotted at Cole Park Plaza off 15-501 South, this gi-hugeous car-killer has earned its moniker. But is Jaws the Potentate of Potholes? To the first reader who can find and document a larger pothole, the <strong>1K Word<\/strong> guy will award a free one-hour photo lesson.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A THOUSAND WORDS<\/strong><br \/>\nDo you have an important old photo that you value? Email your photo to jock@email.unc.edu and include the story behind the picture. Because every picture tells a story. And its worth? A thousand words.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.carrborocitizen.com\/main\/sections\/a-thousand-words\/\">More &#8220;A Thousand Words&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You do not want to run over and into \u00e2\u20ac\u0153JAWS\u00e2\u20ac\u009d: an alignment-eating trench four feet long, two feet wide and four inches deep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":15436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[422],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-thousand-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15438,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15435\/revisions\/15438"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/carrborocitizen\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}