Two development execs meet in the hallway. One says, "Hey, what's cooking?" The second one, extremely excited, replies, "I just bought this script. It's the most perfect piece of writing I've ever seen. Characters, story, EVERYTHING about it is A-number-one. Academy award time."

"That's fantastic," says the first one, dripping with envy. "So when do you go into production?"

"As soon as I get the rewrite."


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