Two development execs meet in the hallway. One
says, "Hey, what's cooking?" The second one,
extremely excited, replies, "I just bought this
script. It's the most perfect piece of writing
I've ever seen. Characters, story, EVERYTHING
about it is A-number-one. Academy award time."
"That's fantastic," says the first one, dripping
with envy. "So when do you go into production?"
"As soon as I get the rewrite."
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