{"id":7040,"date":"2005-10-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-10-03T08:43:10","modified_gmt":"2005-10-03T12:43:10","slug":"theres-a-hole-in-the-bucket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/?p=7040","title":{"rendered":"There&#039;s A Hole In The Bucket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden\/php\/images\/leakyBucket.jpg\" height=\"\" width=\"\" alt=\"leakyBucket.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"audio\">\n<div class=\"alignright caption\"><a href=\"?page_id=6069\">How do I download this Mp3?<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"audio_link\">Mp3: <a href=\"http:\/\/ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden\/php\/music\/Hole_In_The_Bucket.mp3\">There&#039;s A Hole In The Bucket<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"about\">There&#039;s A Hole In The Bucket<\/p>\n<p>A circle song is one that comes back to where it started and begins again. It can go on indefinitely. This is the amusing story of Henry and Maria. Their bucket leaks and she wants him to fix it, but that never happens.<\/p>\n<p>A true &#039;catch 22.&#039;<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"lyrics-header\">Lyrics:<\/div>\n<div class=\"lyrics\">\nThere&#039;s a [A] hole in the [D] bucket Maria, Maria<br \/>\nThere&#039;s a [A] hole in the [D] bucket Maria, [E] there&#039;s a [A] hole<\/p>\n<p>Then why don&#039;t you fix it dear Henry, dear Henry<br \/>\nThen why don&#039;t you fix it dear Henry, dear fix it!<\/p>\n<p>With what shall I fix it Maria, Maria?<br \/>\nWith what shall I fix it Maria, with what?<\/p>\n<p>With straw dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nWith straw dear Henry, dear Henry with straw.<\/p>\n<p>But the straw is too long Maria, Maria<br \/>\nThe straw is too long Maria, too long<\/p>\n<p>Well cut it dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nWell cut it dear Henry, dear Henry just cut it!<\/p>\n<p>With what shall I cut it Maria, Maria?<br \/>\nWith what shall I cut it Maria, with what?<\/p>\n<p>With an axe dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nWith an axe dear Henry, dear Henry, with an axe!<\/p>\n<p>But the axe is too dull Maria, Maria,<br \/>\nThe axe is too dull, the axe is too dull<\/p>\n<p>Then sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nThen sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry then sharpen it!<\/p>\n<p>With what shall I sharpen it Maria, Maria?<br \/>\nWith what shall I sharpen it Maria, with what?<\/p>\n<p>With a stone dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nWith a stone dear Henry, dear Henry, with a stone!<\/p>\n<p>But the stone is too dry Maria, Maria<br \/>\nBut the stone is too dry Maria, to dry<\/p>\n<p>Then wet it dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nThen wet it dear Henry, dear Henry dear just wet it!<\/p>\n<p>With what shall I wet it Maria, Maria?<br \/>\nWith what shall I wet it Maria, with what?<\/p>\n<p>With water dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nWith water dear Henry, dear Henry with water.<\/p>\n<p>But how shall I get it Maria, Maria<br \/>\nBut how shall I get it Maria, but how<\/p>\n<p>In the bucket dear Henry, dear Henry dear Henry<br \/>\nIn the bucket dear Henry, dear Henry in the bucket<\/p>\n<p>There&#039;s a hole in the bucket Maria, Maria<br \/>\nThere&#039;s a hole in the bucket Maria, there&#039;s a hole\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do I download this Mp3? Mp3: There&#039;s A Hole In The Bucket There&#039;s A Hole In The Bucket A circle song is one that comes back to where it started and begins again. It can go on indefinitely. This is the amusing story of Henry and Maria. Their bucket leaks and she wants him &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/?p=7040\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;There&#039;s A Hole In The Bucket&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humorgameschildren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8668,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7040\/revisions\/8668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/jimmy\/folkden-wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}