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Memo to: G. Talbeau, Golfer It makes me so mad I could spit. Why would a feller want to even think about taking up BOWLING? It's such a silly game. How much fun can it tying to knock down ten of them white juggler's thingamabobs with a big ole black ball while drinking beer and wearing a polyester shirt with Acme Cleaners wrote all over the back of it? Kiss my grits. ANYBODY can do that. Now, on the other hand, it takes a mighty SOPHISTICATED feller with a genuine INTELLECT to hit a little white ball with a stick right into a gopher hole out there in the middle of a cow pasture! Them's the kind of fellers who got the smarts upstairs! So, Talbeau, enough of that trash talk about taking up bowling. Just throw that %(%#$*!@ driver away, tape a big ole "1" on the bottom of your 3-wood, and RELAX! Your ever obedient servant,
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