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Memo to: G. Talbeau, Honorary Southerner
From: Jake
Subject: Yankee Weather

Once upon a time there wuz a feller from Boston who moved south for some real food. He soon learned that down in Dixie they play at golf every week of the year. Indeed, the weather was great for golfing, even in the dead of winter. Alas, it was not to last. Soon a whole hoard of them fellers moved to Cary from the Great White North and brought with them what has came to known as Damn Yankee Weather. Now it's sometimes to cold to play at golf and ole Jake must content himself with putting practice upon the living room carpet. Well, that is better than no golf at all, but The Little Lady sure does git testy every time he cuts a hole for a new pin placement...

With heat in my heart and permafrost in my head,

I remain your obedient servant,

 

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