{"id":1312,"date":"2006-06-02T07:59:24","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T12:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ibiblio.org\/pjones\/wordpress\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2006-06-02T07:59:24","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T12:59:24","slug":"free-doughnut-day-at-krispy-kreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/free-doughnut-day-at-krispy-kreme\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Doughnut Day at Krispy Kreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Life is unfair! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.krispykreme.com\/\">Today is free doughnut day at Krispy Kreme<\/a>. Even though I live in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.krispykreme.com\/history.html#\">the state where the Krispy Kreme was invented<\/a>, I live 25 miles from <a href=\"http:\/\/clients.mapquest.com\/krispy\/mqtripplus?phonenumber=919-833-3682&#038;DetailedNarr=1&#038;ADDR_ORIGIN=100+east+franklin+street&#038;CITY_ORIGIN=chapel+hill&#038;STATE_ORIGIN=nc&#038;ZO=&#038;ADDR_DESTINATION=549+N.+PERSON+STREET&#038;CITY_DESTINATION=RALEIGH&#038;STATE_DESTINATION=NC&#038;ZD=27604-1299&#038;results_display_mode=overview&#038;IMAGE.x=8&#038;IMAGE.y=8\">the nearest Krispy Kreme store<\/a>. This makes me sad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is unfair! Today is free doughnut day at Krispy Kreme. Even though I live in the state where the Krispy Kreme was invented, I live 25 miles from the nearest Krispy Kreme store. This makes me sad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alumni-and-other-friends","category-amusements","category-general","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}