{"id":272,"date":"2005-02-05T22:06:24","date_gmt":"2005-02-06T03:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=272"},"modified":"2005-02-05T22:06:24","modified_gmt":"2005-02-06T03:06:24","slug":"looking-for-senior-citizen-discounts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/looking-for-senior-citizen-discounts\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking for Senior Citizen Discounts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just received <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onehanesplace.com\/cgi-bin\/ncommerce\/ExecMacro\/new_search.d2w\/report?searchtext=socks&#038;session=21393062&#038;lvl=2&#038;panbr=B000000000&#038;catnbr=B100000000\">a box of socks<\/a> from my parents. At least in their minds, I may celebrate birthdays, but I remain stuck in my teens and in need of assistance in maintaining my stock of acceptable personal apparel.<br \/>\nIn the mind of <a href=\"http:\/\/whitehouse.org\">the White House<\/a>, I am among the last to be entitled for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ssa.gov\">Social Security benefits<\/a>.<br \/>\nIn the mind of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aarp.org\">AARP<\/a>, I should have joined 5 years ago.<br \/>\nIn the mind of the intelligent treadmill at the gym, my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewalkingsite.com\/thr.html\">heart rate<\/a> should not exceed 165.<br \/>\nIn the mind of my son, I am already in my dotage and have been since he had his 10th birthday.<br \/>\nIn the mind of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.treasurer.state.nc.us\/dsthome\/RetirementSystems\">North Carolina Employee Retirement System<\/a>, I have to keep working if I want full benefits.<br \/>\nWhat I want to know is: where do I go to collect those famous senior citizen discounts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just received a box of socks from my parents. At least in their minds, I may celebrate birthdays, but I remain stuck in my teens and in need of assistance in maintaining my stock of acceptable personal apparel. In the mind of the White House, I am among the last to be entitled for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alumni-and-other-friends","category-amusements","category-general","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}