{"id":324,"date":"2005-02-25T18:21:01","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T23:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=324"},"modified":"2005-02-25T18:44:59","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T23:44:59","slug":"staying-out-of-the-new-by-buying-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/staying-out-of-the-new-by-buying-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Staying out of the News by Buying It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One way to keep your neighbors in the dark about your misdeeds even when the police have caught on to you is to buy every newspaper in town. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.editorandpublisher.com\/eandp\/news\/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000817354\">That&#8217;s exactly what Jack William Pacheco of Chowchilla, CA did to hide his  methamphetamine arrest<\/a>. Pacheco, who claims he is innocent, bought all available copies of the Chowchilla News. He plans to use the papers &#8220;to clean his windows and train his new puppy.&#8221; Despite his enterprise, over 550 were delivered to homes in Chowchilla. He bought all store and machine offerings.<br \/>\nPacheco failed on another front as well; his story is now wide spread thanks to AP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One way to keep your neighbors in the dark about your misdeeds even when the police have caught on to you is to buy every newspaper in town. That&#8217;s exactly what Jack William Pacheco of Chowchilla, CA did to hide his methamphetamine arrest. Pacheco, who claims he is innocent, bought all available copies of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements","category-general","category-news-of-news","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}