{"id":3496,"date":"2011-08-16T08:58:44","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T13:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/?p=3496"},"modified":"2011-08-16T08:58:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T13:58:44","slug":"martin-marks-of-new-yorkers-noemail-responder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/martin-marks-of-new-yorkers-noemail-responder\/","title":{"rendered":"Martin Marks of New Yorker&#8217;s #noemail responder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And <strong>NO<\/strong> to most everything else!<\/p>\n<p>Martin Marks writing in the humorous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/search?rubricText=shouts%20murmurs&#038;sort=publishdate%20desc,%20score%20desc\">Shouts &#038; Murmurs<\/a> section of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/\">the New Yorker<\/a> last October anticipates ShortMail, various email manifestos and even the #noemail project. Marks dives headlong into funny excess of rules and restrictions and denials. Recommended.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2010\/10\/25\/101025sh_shouts_marks\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"E-MAIL AUTO-RESPONSE\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/images\/2010\/10\/25\/p233\/101025_r20147_p233.jpg\" title=\"E-MAIL AUTO-RESPONSE\" class=\"alignleft\" width=\"233\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Friend, Family Member, Loved One, and\/or Business Associate:<br \/>\nThank you for your e-mail, which, if it is under three (3) sentences long, I have read. Owing to the large volume of e-mails I\u2019m receiving at this time, please note that it will sometimes take up to fourteen (14) calendar days, though sometimes longer (and sometimes much longer), to respond to your e-mail; in the interim, please rest assured that I am attempting to address, resolve, or think about the matter you have described, unless, of course, I\u2019m avoiding the matter entirely&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2010\/10\/25\/101025sh_shouts_marks\">http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2010\/10\/25\/101025sh_shouts_marks<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also recent and recommended in the same section:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2011\/07\/25\/110725sh_shouts_rudnick\">The Pope&#8217;s Tweets<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2011\/08\/08\/110808sh_shouts_simms\">God&#8217;s Blog<\/a><br \/>\nand the fiendishly funny <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2011\/08\/15\/110815sh_shouts_sorensen\">Text Slang for Baby Boomers<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And NO to most everything else! Martin Marks writing in the humorous Shouts &#038; Murmurs section of the New Yorker last October anticipates ShortMail, various email manifestos and even the #noemail project. Marks dives headlong into funny excess of rules and restrictions and denials. Recommended. Dear Friend, Family Member, Loved One, and\/or Business Associate: Thank [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noemail","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3497,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496\/revisions\/3497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}