{"id":499,"date":"2005-05-04T12:36:38","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T17:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=499"},"modified":"2005-05-04T12:36:38","modified_gmt":"2005-05-04T17:36:38","slug":"wow-got-laid-3-times-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wow-got-laid-3-times-this-week\/","title":{"rendered":"WOW, got laid 3 times this week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of people with intriguing names have been writing to tell me about the number of times that they&#8217;ve gotten lucky. Spamassassin is learning about them tho. Soon they will be off with the various spellings of Rollex where I will never see them.<br \/>\nIf you feel the need to tell me about your luck, send that story via paper mail to:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> NC Attorney General&#8217;s Office<br \/>\n9001 Mail Service Center<br \/>\nRaleigh, NC 27699-9001<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Be sure to include a return address and a day time phone number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of people with intriguing names have been writing to tell me about the number of times that they&#8217;ve gotten lucky. Spamassassin is learning about them tho. Soon they will be off with the various spellings of Rollex where I will never see them. If you feel the need to tell me about your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-spam-memes","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ibiblio.org\/pjones\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}