Subject: Dem Dam Rabbitz
From: hillersb@aol.com (Hiller SB)
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Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1998 04:00:05 -0400
Message-ID: <MOD$980413.26780@rec.gardens.ecosystems>
Friggin furry lawn mowers. 'Cept rabbits don't mow lawns when you're growing
peas, radishiz, and letis in early spring.
Letis be 20-20 about my anti-fetish. I hate rabbitz and so do de letis. God
made them rabbitz so furry and cute on purpose. God knew we'd sparem. No one
nose dat doze dam thin's edible! Kinda like dandelions, purslane, etc. Trow dem
away! Or shoodem, de-hoof dem, whateva, deyz edible!
Dam Rabbitz ate my peez, letis, radishz, an if it wernt so dam cold deydv eaten
my udderstuff 2. Nuthin else comin up now 'cept taters and dey froze d'otha
day. I wish deyd'v stayed up, dey poisonous, natura cuntral.
So I'z left wid onions and garlic. Well, datza stat. Hope ain't da finish a my
garden, we ain't ben to last freezin date and I gotta eat sumday. I'z hungry.
I wuz lucky a cupl yeerz ago and dried sum peppers I grew all by mysef. Gotta
coffee grinder, ground me up sum peppers today. Garden got a sprinklin uv it
2day.
I'll fix dem rabbitz.
Vinny
DamHungrie