All His Dreams Are Copyrighted

I thought some of you might enjoy this.  It seems you can copyright almost
anything these days.  It is from the Wall Street Journal.


Brilliant Minds Think Alike,
But Brilliant Lines Cost You


Everyone's entitled to David Brinkley's opinion, but they have to pay for
Ashleigh Brilliant's thoughts.

Mr. Brinkley, the television journalist, says he has been the victim of "a
shakedown." He says the culprit is Mr. Brilliant, but more than that he
won't say: "I don't want to get into it because I don't want him coming
back at me. We've paid him off. Now I just want to get rid of him."

Mr. Brilliant's racket: professional epigrammatist. Creating and
copyrighting pithy mottoes has been his livelihood since 1967. So far, the
63-year-old former history professor has copyrighted 7,540 aphorisms, which
he licenses for postcards, T-shirts and other products. They range from his
favorite, "Fundamentally, there may be no basis for anything," to No.
7,540: "My plan is to get through life without ever having a plan." And
they include No. 461, copyrighted in 1974: "Everybody Is Entitled to My

After Mr. Brinkley's book with a similar title was published last fall, Mr.
Brilliant wrote him a letter saying: "I have always had the utmost respect
for you and your work ... but I am sorry to tell you that there is a legal
problem." Noting that Brilliant v. W.B. Enterprises Inc. found that even a
short, catchy phrase is entitled to copyright protection, Mr. Brilliant
explained, "I am obliged to fight tenaciously to retain those rights,
because my entire livelihood depends on it."

Mr. Brinkley acknowledged in his book that he paid $1,000 to a friend of
his daughter, Edwin Craig Wall III, for thinking the title up one night
over dinner.

But Mr. Brilliant thinks Mr. Wall was just "subconsciously quoting" the
saying, not creating it. "I impute no dishonesty to Mr. Wall," Mr.
Brilliant wrote to Mr. Brinkley, "but there is also a very good possibility
that he had somewhere encountered it on one of my products."

Indeed, the world of epigrams is fairly well-mined with Brilliant
copyrights waiting for infringement. He has now settled 134 infringement
claims, he says.

And in this case, too, he won in the end. Random House, which published Mr.
Brinkley's book, paid him $1,000 for the rights without agreeing to or
contesting Mr. Brilliant's claims.

All of which reminds Mr. Brilliant of thought No. 1,862: "Before you go to
sleep tonight, please remember that all my dreams are copyrighted."

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