It's a well-known fact that the staff of Spite is not only brilliant and witty, but we are some fine lookin' gents as well. We spend weeks just going through our many pieces of fan mail and returning calls left on our pretend 1-900 fan number. Well, ladies, now is your chance to make your dream come true.

10-4 Good Buddy
Spite presents:
Win A Date With Brian

That's right. You can have the evening of your dreams, as Brian will be your host at the No Doubt w/ Garbage concert on Sunday October 20th at 7:30 pm at the Centrum Center in Worcester, Mass. We're not kidding.

All you have to do is submit a short essay (500 words max) and fill out our simple questionnaire. The judges will then narrow down the scores from the questionnaire and essays for Brian to pick and choose his date, based on compatibility. Feel free to include a picture with your email, although it is not mandatory. (you can also see pictures of Brian)

Whoa, whoa! Slow down ladies! We have rules! The first is transportation. Although Spite is doing quite well, Brian cannot fly a person in for the concert, so you'll have to be in the area the day of the show. Either Connecticut, or near Worcester, Massachusetts will do just fine.

Another rule: no psychos. You know who we're talking to here.

Last rule, keep the emails clean. Brian is a bashful wuss, and blushes uncontrollably even at the mentioning of the Phoebe Cates scene in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Good luck to everyone!

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