Win A Date With Brian: The Application
Please answer the questionnaire below. We didn't have time to make this a truly interactive quiz where you can fill it out online. Please just send your answers, along with a BRIEF essay and photo (if you want) in an email to editor@spitemag.com.
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Win A Date With Brian Application
Name:
Age:
Location:
1) Do you smoke?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Socially
2) Your worst vice is:
a) Cigarettes
b) Food
c) Spending Money
d) Alcohol
e) Nothing, I'm perfect!
3) What is your opinion of Astrology?
a) I believe in it
b) I know it's a load of crap (which it is)
4) If you could see any band live, it would be:
a) Dave Matthews Band
b) Nirvana
c) Wu Tang Clan
d) The Grateful Dead
5) If you could do one drug, without addiction or consequences being a problem it would be:
a) Cocaine
b) Heroin
c) Marijuana
d) Speed
e) Acid/LSD
f) Peanut Butter
g) NyQuil
6) You have no problem admitting that you religiously watch the following television program:
a) MTV Real World
b) Sex in the City
c) Dawson's Creek
d) Oprah
7) The most important quality you look for in a man is:
a) Intelligence
b) Sense of humor
c) Athletic ability
d) Knowledge and experience with cocaine
8) If you could be the lead singer of one band it would be
a) Garbage
b) No Doubt
c) Letters to Cleo
d) Fleetwood Mac
9) When the band Puddle of Mudd comes on the radio in your car, your reaction is:
a) Turn it up! These guys are great!
b) Tear the car stereo out of the dash board, throw it into the street
c) Change the station
d) Put in an old mix tape
10) Your radio only has four stations, which do you pick?
a) Alternative/Pop-Rock
b) Hip-Hop/Rap
c) Classic Rock
d) College Radio
e) Turn it off
11) The worst movie ever made in the history of film is:
a) Scary Movie
b) Not Another Teen Movie
c) Batman and Robin
d) American Pie 2
12) Your favorite board game is:
a) Taboo
b) Outburst
c) Trivia Pursuit
d) Pit
13) A friend of yours disagrees on liking your favorite band. A proper reaction would be:
a) Consider your favorite band might not appeal to everyone
b) Politely tell your friend you don't agree
c) Tell your friend that he or she is wrong
d) Refuse to speak to your friend. Federal Express a letter to their house explaining why your friendship can no longer continue.
14) You're at wedding, and you want to leave early. The newly married couple asks why you are leaving early. The most appropriate response is:
a) I've had a lovely time but I need to get going.
b) Something came up, and I need to be going.
c) I'm having dinner with my parents. I had a wonderful time.
d) I don't want to be here.
15) Making a mix tape is:
a) Juvenile
b) Self-indulgent
c) A way to pass time
d) Boring
e) An art that is as difficult and important as recording an original album yourself
16) Your meal comes at a restaurant, and it is not done the way you asked. You:
a) Send it back
b) Scold the waiter, send it back
c) Keep it, but complain about it for the rest of my life
d) Deal with it, and eat it.
17) Who is funnier:
a) Chandler from "Friends"
b) Eric Cartman from "South Park"
c) Conan O'Brien
d) Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla
e) David Letterman
f) Jay Leno
g) Adam Sandler
h) Jimmy Fallon
18. Please include a SHORT essay (500 words MAX) about why you want to win a date with Brian.
19. Include a photo if you wish.
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Thank you for filling out the application!. Email your answers, essay and possibly photo to editor@spitemag.com
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