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Here are a selection of the reactions I got:

Daniela Toneva - oh, the mustache cracked me up. you look like a sleazy plumber named Jim. Jim's pants are too low and his butt crack is showing.

Jane Borden - Those crepy pictures were so funny I peed myself. Luckily I was about to take a shower anyway.

Evelyn Chan - You didn't look too bad with the moustache. You look older. like 40. And like my teacher. Maybe that's why I didn't think you looked too bad.

Michel Maharbiz - With a beard you look like... proto-Tom Hanks or something. Scary. I think that scared me more than the other stuff. You really DO look like Tom Hanks. And you think I can just go on with my life now? Just go back to doing work at my computer? Huh?

Will Hines - Those are very, very funny.

David Danzig - Hey, it's too bad you didn't keep the mustache-- you could have had a great career doing gay porn.

Laure Dekis - You haven't changed a bit! :)

John Ross Bowie - i can't BELIEVE you bailed on the Hitler moustache.

Amanda Sandusky - you look like something from America's Most Wanted

smoo - Kevin's moustache pics immediately made me think, "pervert." The goatee didn't look that bad. It gave you a cute, comic dork look.

Gracie - I liked the beard and the normal look. The goatee and mustache, not so much.

GayJames - I think the full beard was the sexiest. It was the only one that successfully hid the double-chin.

chuffed1 - The mustache was the most disturbing but that's no surprise really. As for the beard ...let's put it this way ...you're no John Walker.

LittlePie - None of those pictures make me want to fuck you.

Margaret - wow, Kevin, that was BEAUTIFUL! I really dug your moustache and admire your audacity to pose for pictures that could ultimately be used against you in blackmail!

Tom Foster - Almost like you received a letter from a little girl saying her daddy had a breakfast burrito, and that you, as the 16th president of the United States, should try to grow one.

Matt Parobeck - Actually, I think you could pull the moustache off. It was not all that bad, even with the evil grin.

Mark Sam Rosenthal - it is perfectly normal to be seen in public with a moustache, you butt hole! i think yours looked pretty good, as a matter of fact. but the beard was by far your best look - please bring it back!!! oh well, one day you'll see the light. when you're single again and need to attract women, probably.

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