Not So Secret Page 2
A limited tour of Kevin's apartment

   Hey everyone. This is for you guys who can't make it out to New York City. A few pictures of my luxurious apartment.

   The squalor I live in should convince all of you married folk (or engaged, or those with live-in significant others) that you made the right choice to give up on the 'exciting' bachelor life!

I just cleaned


   This first picture is my main room. Sheets cover my couch to keep cat hair off it. The grey lump on the sofa is that cat. She is 19 years old (342 in cat years!). The Christmas lights were hung by my girlfriend Erin for New Years to make it more romantic. We decided candlesticks would not work considering we would be eating off of TV trays and not a table. (Note: there is no table in this picture) The TV trays can be seen in the foreground of the shot. They are used as nightstands, corner tables, and printer/scanner tables, in addition to dinner tables. Flexibility!

   You might be able to see my computer keyboard underneath a few days of mail and plastic bags. And in the background is a tall CD holder that I found by my apartment building's garbage bin. I have not put CDs in it yet, but I still am proud of that find. That door in the back leads to my bedroom. No picture of that I am afraid. I also didn't take one of the front door or the bathroom

I am hungry


   However I did take one of the kitchen. Pretty self-explanatory. Empty soda bottle. Dirty dishes. Some clean dishes not put away and still left in the drying rack. No space. Lots of plastic bags. And mostly cat food,with no food for me in sight.

   Hope you enjoyed this brief - but mostly complete - tour of my apartment.
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