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Re: Avoiding speeding tickets, a new way.
In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.950605132446.3268C-100000@odin.cbu.edu>, Indian
Outlaw <bvaughan@odin.cbu.edu> wrote:
> > >Carry, in plain view, a bunch of taped-up clear plastic packages of flour
> > >or powdered sugar. When the cops stops you for speeding, they'll get
distraced
> > >by the bags, and try to bust you for drugs instead. By the time they
figure out
> > >you're just carrying baking products, they will have forgotten
completely about
> > >the speeding violation.
> >
> > Of course you may have spent a couple of days in jail while they wait
for the
> > lab results, and of course the attorney's fees for your bail hearing. But
> > you're right, you'll probably beat the speeding ticket :-(
> >
> > --rick
>
> Yeah, I always wanted to stash something like that in a high school
> locker. :)
Yeah, back in high school my bosses thought it was *REALLY* funny when I
put AJAX in a plastic bag on a seat in the theater where the movie "Up In
Smoke" was playing.
Yes, they called the police.
No, close, but not fired.
Sam
Samuel P. Johnson
johnson@tigger.stcloud.msus.edu
St. Cloud State University
St. Cloud, Minnesota, USA
Not Insane
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