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Re: Avoiding speeding tickets, a new way.
dIn article <RWH.488.0EF5ED00@maroon.tc.umn.edu>,
dRichard Hoffbeck <RWH@maroon.tc.umn.edu> wrote:
d>In article <3qoskd$jht@metro.atlanta.com> dwarner@atlanta.com writes:
>>From: dwarner@atlanta.com
>>Subject: Avoiding speeding tickets, a new way.
>>Date: 3 Jun 1995 05:40:29 GMT
d>
>>Carry, in plain view, a bunch of taped-up clear plastic packages of flour
>>or powdered sugar. When the cops stops you for speeding, they'll get distraced
>>by the bags, and try to bust you for drugs instead. By the time they figure out
>>you're just carrying baking products, they will have forgotten completely about
>>the speeding violation.
d>
d>Of course you may have spent a couple of days in jail while they wait for
dthe
d>lab results, and of course the attorney's fees for your bail hearing. But
d>you're right, you'll probably beat the speeding ticket :-(
d>
d>--rick
d>
d>
Why do you need an attorney if you are obviously innocent?
-tak
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