Briana's back in business!
Potentially good news! The world's worst chatbot, using off the shelf binaries (I feel lucky -- and risky!), Brie (aka Briana), is back in business for now. Feel free to send her Jabber messages within reason, but please read the instructions first.
Also, you may wish to keep in mind that a real human does, on idle occasion, read the logs, to see how Brie puts up with swear words and rude words... :)